How to Win Real Elections with a Fake War on Christianity

A short manual for turning panic into votes while real problems rot.

Sep 13, 2025

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A staged nighttime rally on church steps where a politician speaks as crew members run fog machines and swap props, while cash is counted behind a curtain.

If you want to win elections without fixing anything, I’ve got a short manual for you. Little sophistication needed. First, invent a crisis you can’t lose. That’s the trick. Take the “war on Christianity”—it’s not a war, it’s a marketing plan. It’s a coupon code for attention. You take everyday life, sprinkle fear on it, and—poof—you’ve got “persecution…

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