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8 Bible Stories That Prove the Bible Is Way Crazier Than You Think

8 Bible Stories That Prove the Bible Is Way Crazier Than You Think

Sex, slaughter, chopped-up bodies, divine overreactions—this isn’t your grandma’s Bible.

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Tanner the Humanist
May 08, 2025
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The Bible they don’t read from the pulpit.

Most people who claim to love the Bible have never read more than a few cherry-picked verses printed on a coffee mug. Because if they had, they’d know this so-called “holy book” reads more like an ancient horror movie mixed with a soap opera written by a drunk screenwriter.

We’re talking virgin daughters handed t…

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