If you’ve ever wondered how some evangelicals manage to keep a straight face while spewing absolute nonsense, this one’s for you. There’s a whole ecosystem of lies they cling to like gospel — not because they’re true, but because they feel true. Facts? Optional. Logic? Who cares. As long as it makes them feel chosen, righteous, and under attack, they’ll eat it up.
Let’s walk through ten of the most facepalm-worthy lies they keep recycling like a bad church potluck casserole.