10 Ridiculous Delusions Evangelicals Won't Let Go

How do you turn faith into fantasy? Evangelicals figured it out.

May 13, 2025

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A middle-aged man in a suit angrily shouting into a microphone at a church, with a wooden cross behind him. — When your sermon turns into a conspiracy rant and Jesus is somehow voting Republican.

If you’ve ever wondered how some evangelicals manage to keep a straight face while spewing absolute nonsense, this one’s for you. There’s a whole ecosystem of lies they cling to like gospel — not because they’re true, but because they feel true. Facts? Optional. Logic? …

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